Stop Me If You Think That You've Heard This One Before: Morrissey Bitten By Dog, Plans To Write Sad Song About ItIn overly dramatic and self-loathing news, Morrissey was attacked by a dog while in England. Details on the incident are scarce, but we have received word that the quiff-haired animal rights activist will release a song documenting the incident, loosely titled "Lady and The Trampled My Heart."
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