"Last night I dreamt that somebody loved me... then I woke up and a dog bit me." Photo via Morrissey-Solo.com

Stop Me If You Think That You’ve Heard This One Before: Morrissey Bitten By Dog, Plans To Write Sad Song About It

In overly dramatic and self-loathing news, Morrissey was attacked by a dog while in England. Details on the incident are scarce, but we have received word that the quiff-haired animal rights activist will release a song documenting the incident, loosely titled “Lady and The Trampled My Heart.”


They Don't Call It the Amazing Race for Nothing!

OK… Stop what you’re doing right now and watch this video a few hundred times. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed! If you’ve ever wondered what it would feel like to have your face smashed […]