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"Last night I dreamt that somebody loved me... then I woke up and a dog bit me." Photo via Morrissey-Solo.com

Stop Me If You Think That You’ve Heard This One Before: Morrissey Bitten By Dog, Plans To Write Sad Song About It

In overly dramatic and self-loathing news, Morrissey was attacked by a dog while in England. Details on the incident are scarce, but we have received word that the quiff-haired animal rights activist will release a song documenting the incident, loosely titled “Lady and The Trampled My Heart.”

07/12/2011

They Don't Call It the Amazing Race for Nothing!

OK… Stop what you’re doing right now and watch this video a few hundred times. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed! If you’ve ever wondered what it would feel like to have your face smashed […]

09/08/2010

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