Call Joe Jonas an amateur therapist; in addition to riffing on his own music, he has plenty of thoughts on Justin Bieber’s recent troubles.
A hearing today (March 11), determined a trial date in Bieber’s Miami Beach DUI charges. No plea offer has been made to the singer in the case.
The all but unknown Lady Gaga’s delivering a keynote address and the up-and-coming Justin Bieber has already done a surprise performance.
It is a performance so uncanny in its predicticablity of Bieber’s past behavior that there has to be some sort of subversive message going on, a subliminal text.
Judge William Altfield of the Miami-Dade County Court has decreed that, collaterally speaking, Bieber’s privates can and will be used evidence in his recent Miami arrest.
“My sexuality takes up about two hours a month at a push. I think the same could be said for a lot of straight people. If you were to actually narrow it down to how much of your life is really about your sexuality, you’d be amazed.”
MIAMI (CBSMiami) – Video of Justin Bieber captured shortly after his arrest on Miami Beach shows the pop star submitting to a sobriety test in which he appears to momentarily lose his balance while attempting to walk along a straight white line.
No one seems to want Justin Bieber. Last month, more than a few angry Americans were looking to deport the Canadian pop star and now residents in Atlanta are also petitioning to keep the Biebz away from the neighborhood they call home.
Even Justin Bieber’s wax statue is making headlines for inappropriate behavior.
The video surveillance shows the Biebs taking off his shoes and hoodie and then being frisked by a police officer the night of his arrest.