10. Gift cards to Salvation Army.
SAN FRANCISCO - OCTOBER 14: A Thrift Town customer shops for clothes October 14, 2008 in San Francisco, California. As the economy continues to falter, thrift stores are seeing a surge in business as Ameicans look for ways to save money. (Photo by Justin Sullivan/Getty Images)
9. Toilet paper.
A tree makes for a toilet paper holder as anti nuclear protestor against the transport and storage of nuclear waste wake up at their blockade after sleeping on the road leading to the storage facility in Gorleben, November 8, 2010. The northern German town of Gorleben will receive the contentious waste for storage among huge protests along the route from France to Germany. AFP PHOTO/ODD ANDERSEN (Photo credit should read ODD ANDERSEN/AFP/Getty Images)
8. A star (You know, those weird TV name a star ads that are scams? Yeah, those stars).
7. Charitable donation in lieu of gift.
6. A can opener.
5. Anything that is "as seen on TV."
4. Framed picture of self.
3. Tighty whities.
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - SEPTEMBER 23: A model walks down the runway at the 22nd annual Macy's Passport 2004 Evolution Revolution at Fort Mason Center September 23, 2004 in San Francisco, California. The annual fashion event has raised over $18 million to benefit HIV/AIDS research, care, prevention and education programs. (Photo by David Paul Morris/Getty Images)
2. Fruit cake.
1. Yule log.
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