Being single in 2016 is like entering an alternate universe– with online dating being the new way to meet a potential bae. Now, you can’t just waltz into a bar and walk up to Mr. SessyPants with the Jack and Coke and say “hi”, because face-to-face communication is SO 2009. Instead, us youngins are turning to Tinder, Plenty Of Fish, Bumble, etc… to find that special somebody. Hear that, ladies?! Who needs Pokemon GO when you can literally catch a man right in the comfort of your room, with your cats and assortment of chips!?
I’ve been on a manhunt for a while now. Why, you ask? Because I have no one to tell me I’m pretty and scratch my back, except for my mom. It was an easy decision to download any and every dating app my iPhone can handle.
Little did I know I was about to get bombarded with messages from the perviest of the pervs. Did I delete the apps? No. I screen shotted them and put them on blast on Instagram🙂.
We had a ‘Girl’s Week’ when Cane was away, and Christine decided to read my gross Tinder messages on the air (in her sexy voice). It was eye-opening! Check it out and hear for yourself. I’m going to get back to my swiping.
–Alyssa Clarkin/Carson and Cane