When Kiedis tried to get into the Four Seasons hotel where he was staying, the security guard on duty blocked his entry.
The Rolling Stones were making their exit from the hotel at the same time Kiedis approached the door. The security guard’s spidey senses must have been tingling, because he then lunged at Kiedis and a battle royale erupted.
…OK, maybe that’s dramatic, but you get it.
Interestingly enough, no one wants to claim the fiery security guard.
A rep for the Four Seasons Philly said the guard does not work for them, and the Stones said he doesn’t work for them either. This guy is the red-headed stepchild of security guards.
The Stones have that said maybe the guard was hired in Philly as supplemental muscle, which apparently was the most inefficient hire in the history of ever.
When asked about the fight, all Kiedis had to say to TMZ was, “I love the Rolling Stones.”
Anthony Kiedis now needs a new body guard, since his current one took the brunt of the fight. I mean, did you see him get introduced to the luggage cart? Damn!
We’ve got a few votes for the body guard’s successor:
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
Dwayne Johnson could take you out just by looking at you sideways. Take cover ladies, this could get ugly. Don’t be fooled by his jovial disposition.
Arnold Schwarzenneger as the Terminator
Now, don’t get it twisted. My little sister could take down the currently-doughy Austrian, but he was a beast back in the day. His 1991 glory days he was the baddest of the bad-asses. He could absolutely knock out anyone one you come across…or knock up any housekeeper.
This is the exception to the current rule that only meatheads can be body guards. Look at that face. That’s the face of a killer. Or maybe just a body guard. Let’s not get carried away.
Look into those eyes. Try and tell yourself she wouldn’t gouge out the eyes of anyone she felt threatened by. Go ahead. Try.
Because, how cool would that be? ‘MURICA.
–Sydney Holmes/Fresh 102.7
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