Like… “Wow! You’re really short!”

Those were the immortal words uttered by our boss this morning. To be fair, most people think that I am much taller than I am. I’m always in heels, I have really long legs and a really big mouth, so I SEEM like I should be tall. But in reality I am only 5′, 2.” My boyfriend always says that in my head I am six feet tall. And he is absolutely right. Inside I FEEL tall. But I love the summer when I can wear all those cute flip flops and open-toed shoes… many of them flats. So this morning I was in my little pink flip-flops and the boss looked down from his statuesque height and all 6′, 2″ of him said… “I didn’t realize you were that short!” He must have used the word short six times to describe me. I was completely taken aback! And then he followed it with another gem…

Now, I have to admit, the big boss is a really funny guy. He makes me laugh and his sense of humor tends toward the sarcastic, which I am a big fan of. So when he said to me…”When you go out to dinner, does Michael have to get you a booster seat?” I laughed and immediately called my boyfriend to share it with him. But we still had to call the big boss and give him a little grief…

Listen HERE!

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Ellen called to tell us her boss has a pretty provocative nickname for her…

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Bonnie’s boss had a little something to say about her age…

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And Gail asked her boss for a raise and he had a funny comeback while Kara’s curly hair caught her boss’ attention.

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