I hate when people keep secrets from me. I’m a bit of a nosy person. If my boss were to leave his paycheck visible on his desk, I would so look at it.
It’s a character flaw. I know.
So, when Jim told me his pants have a secret to them, I wanted to know what it was. But he wouldn’t tell me. I tried everything to get him to spill the secret but he insisted on keeping it to himself.
What secret can a pair of pants possibly hold? He bought them at Van Heusen out on Long Island and insists that it’s a secret that only men who buy the pants know and that they are urged not to share it with anyone else so that the brotherhood of the secret pants remains intact…
Clearly, he has underestimated my resources (and inability to live with a secret without ferreting out what it is). I figured a fellow female would be able to help me out, so I found Jessica at Van Heusen so she could spill the big secret!!
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