Top Ten Love Songs That NEVER Work

Our previous list of the Top 10 Love Songs That Always Work may not always work for you (but I promise they won’t do any major damage). These ten songs, on the other hand, are like inviting your boss to your house for an intimate Valentine’s Day Dinner for three.

They’re not exactly known for their aphrodisiac qualities.

#10. Air Supply – “Making Love Out of Nothing at All”

Play this song on V-Day and you’ll be making a bed out of two kitchen chairs and a folded up parka.


#9. America – “Muskrat Love”

I’m an America fan and even I know better. “Muskrat Suzie, Muskrat Sam.” Thirty years hence and I still don’t get it.


#8. Andy Willliams – “The Theme From Romeo and Juliet (Where Do I Begin)”

OK to play if your Valentine is your Mom.


#7. Anne Murray – “I Just Fall in Love Again”

However, it will not be with you.


#6. Bonnie Tyler – “Total Eclipse of the Heart”

As you can see, this song does not include “love” in the title. Don’t let that give you a false sense of security: it will dampen the mood like a snowball in your drawers.


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