Lionel the Turtle Has Escaped!! Do You Have Suggestions on How to Return Him to Inwood?

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"Oh, Hai!"

“Oh, Hai!”

We have another missing animal in NYC!

First it was the Bronx Zoo Cobra, then Central Park was missing a Peacock and now the Inwood Hill Park Nature Center is short one box turtle… and like all the rest, he’s tweeting! Lionel the Turtle made a daring escape from his habitat last week and the red-eyed reptile hasn’t been seen since.

We wanted to help, so we made a phone call to John at Petco to find out how we could lend a hand finding Lionel.

But nothing is ever that simple when we are in the mix… somehow finding Lionel turned into a discussion on where he keeps his MetroCard, where to look for him (think below the knees) and what happens when a hard-shelled, land reptile, Snooki and a bottle of Turtle Wax get together…

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If you spot Lionel roaming (slowly) through the streets of NYC please call the nature center at 212-304-2365.

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