Dancing with the Has-Been’s Cast Has Been Revealed!

The new cast of ABC‘s Dancing with the Stars has officially been announced, and let’s just say this should be interesting.

Your new spandex clad pseudo-celebs include:

  • Ricki Lake

Former talk show host turned lover of bathtub births.

  • Ron Artest

Guard for the Los Angeles Lakers and token dancing athlete.

  • Kristin Cavallari

Formerly famous for being rich, now famous for getting dumped by Chicago Bear, Jay Cutler months before their wedding.

  • Chynna Phillips

The hot chick from [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Wilson Phillips[/lastfm] that married the crazy Baldwin brother

  • David Arquette

The former Deputy Dewey/Mr. Courtney Cox

  • Carson Kressley

Former host of ‘Queer Eye For The Straight Guy.’

  • Nancy Grace

Scary TV Pundit.

  • J.R. Martinez

Iraq war veteran and soap star.

  • Hope Solo

Female soccer star, second token dancing athlete.

  • Rob Kardashian

Did you guys know Kardashian came in man flavor? Kim, Kourtney and Khloe’s lil bro wants some TV time.

  • Elisabetta Canalis

One of George Clooney’s seriously hot exes.

  • Chaz Bono

The transgender son (formerly daughter) of [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Cher[/lastfm] and Sonny Bono.


The competition should be fierce this year. Ricki Lake is already starting a YouTube campaign wearing a tutu and pledging her allegiance to Kirstie Alley.

What do YOU think of this season’s line-up? Think they could have found any more people that no one cares about? Let us know if you’ll be watching in the comments section below!


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One Comment

  1. matt t says:

    of course, but this IS a lowpoint gathering of has-beens who NEVER WERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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