Lady Gaga Goes Full Mermaid, Makes Out With Herself In ‘You & I’ Video

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Lady Gaga - "You & I" via YouTube

Lady Gaga – “You & I” via YouTube

Although it hasn’t been officially announced by Gaga or her camp, [lastfm link_type="artist_info"]Lady Gaga[/lastfm]‘s amazing video for “You & I” has been released two days early. The video includes a beautiful sea-dwelling monster, a corn-huskin’ dancin’ Gaga, and Jo Calderone–Gaga’s hot, Rebel Without A Cause male alter ego!

The video starts with some soft, flickering shots, Gaga being groped by a man, picking hay out of her shoes, and the electric sound similar to a bug hitting a light. Creepy shots of random Nebraska periphery and steampunk looking devices of pleasure (or torture or experimentation). An ice cream cone sensually drips down a black-veiled Gaga’s hand right before she bows to the ice cream truck gods.

After Gaga flexes her robotic arm in a Nebraska cornfield, we see a delightfully natural looking Mother Monster playing a piano in the middle of a cornfield with her drag persona, Jo Calderone, sitting on top of the piano, smoking and scowling. Side-note: Gaga looks freakin’ hot as a dude. Sort of like a mixture of Elvis, Bruno Mars, and James Franco.

Next, or “two years later,” we see Gaga strapped to some sort of contraption, Frankenstein-style and then doing a veritable “hoedown” in the middle of a barn. Is she a slinking, black-strap leather clad woman, or the sexy, gill-faced mermaid Yuyi?

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We see a shockingly, magically topless (she’s not really topless, it’s called make-up, people) Yuyi the mermaid getting a rub-down from her love doctor in a tub, a Beetlejuice-esque marriage, some sexy time (with legs), some fin-flipping (without legs), lots of dancing (Gaga’s getting good!), and a brunette version of Gaga which we feel might be another alter ego. Maybe the Stefani Germanotta alter ego?

While Gaga looks cool as a mermaid, our favorite part of the video is Lady Gaga dancing like a white corn huskin’ witch in the middle of a cornfield and her getting freaky… with her Jo Calderone beer-swilling self.

On a scale of one to Gaga, this video gets a Gaga, a Jo, a YuYi and pretty much everything else in between. For me, quite possibly one of the best Lady Gaga music videos ever made.

What do you think of the new video for “You & I?” Let us know in the comments section below!

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