Happy Birthday Madonna: Three Things the Material Girl Doesn’t Have

[lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Madonna[/lastfm] turned fifty-three years old today (though she doesn’t look it), and over that time she has amassed a lot of cash. Forbes Magazine calculates that as of 2007, the Material Girl has earned $325 million dollars.

While that can buy you plenty of cone-shaped bras, there are a few things Madonna still doesn’t possess. Take a look at three things Madonna doesn’t have, take note, and use them as gift ideas for her birthday.

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When it comes to the Material Girl, she has done it all and has it all… almost.

GRAMMY Awards? Check. She’s won a few of those, seven in total. Academy Award? Check that off the list. She won an Oscar for Best Original Song with “You Must Love Me” from Evita. She’s also a mother, has her own clothing line, and from what we hear, a pretty extensive real estate portfolio.

Money, awards, family, mansions, and millions of devoted, adoring fans. You almost have it all Madonna. We’re here to show you what’s missing.

And the answer is yes… things will get a tad absurd. She practically has it all!

Madonna “Material Girl”

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  • matt t

    madonna’s kabbalah may not (probly isn’t) religion, but the original kabbalah was a mystic cult within the jewish RELIGION
    just so you know

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