Levi Johnston’s Sister Gets Naked, Talks Trash About Palins
You know what always makes me really listen to what someone has to say? When they’re naked.
I’m pretty sure that’s what Mercede Johnston (her family was so poor they couldn’t afford the ‘s’ at the end of her name), sister of Levi Johnston, was hoping for when she posed for this month’s issue of Playboy. Oh right, and she also does a lot of bad-mouthing of Bristol Palin.
That’s not anything new for Mercede, she also has a blog where she likes to dish dirt on the Palin clan. In her (naked) interview with Playboy, Johnston didn’t pull any punches, she talks about Sarah, Bristol and the whole Palin clan.
According to Mercede, Sarah is a craptacular mother, who doesn’t give two-hoots about educating her children and often pulls them out of school for photo ops and book tours. As for Bristol, reigning ambassador of abstinence-only education, Johnston says, “Everything is about her, her, her. She has to have her own way. She’ll be supersweet and then she turns into the most evil person I’ve ever known … Honestly, she is the meanest person.” She even goes so far as to call her a “sociopath.”
Does it really shock anyone that Bristol Palin is a mean girl?
The biggest shocker in the Mercede Johnston interview is her claim that Levi and Bristol planned their pregnancy. Yup, they were totally knocking boots with the sole purpose of being teen parents, “They were trying to conceive for months.”
Well, I’m guessing there’s probably not much to do in Alaska. At least baby-making keeps you warm.
Is anyone else hoping that Mercede Johnston becomes Hugh Hefner’s newest girlfriend. That would make my life.
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