The most disgusting couple of the decade has finally called it quits. Feel free to resume eating again.
Rumors that the former Mr. Bullock, Jesse James and famed tattoo artist Kat Von D, had split have been circulating for about as long as the two have been. When the they got engaged in January, there was an upchuck heard round the world.
Now the world is looking a wee bit brighter because PEOPLE magazine is reporting that the two are actually, legitimately, broken up.
The split was apparently a result of location (Kat in L.A. and Jesse holding up the fort in Texas), and not some mystical, humanity-saving force that would take an entire Indiana Jones movie to explain. James revealed to PEOPLE, “I’m so sad because I really love her. The distance between us was just too much.”
Anyway, Kat took to Twitter last night to announce the split:
Dude, I totally respect that. Maybe now he’ll stop telling the world how awesome you are in bed.