Celebrities Are Weird About Weddings (page 6)
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes
Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise have a relatively traditional history together: got married, had a kid, etc.
But then there’s the whole Church of Scientology thing… apparently the wedding ceremony for Scientologist couples includes passages where the groom is informed that “girls” deserve “frills” and “a pan, a comb, perhaps a cat.” The bride is instructed to remember that “young men are free” and can stray from their promises. Wat. Double standard much?
To be fair, Scientology isn’t just weird when it comes to weddings. Women should give birth in complete silence (yeah right). Humans got to earth when Xenu, an all-powerful alien, brought millions down to the surface and then blew them up with hydrogen bombs. You can’t make this stuff up.
So maybe my next post won’t be about weird celebrity weddings. Maybe I should just write about weird celebrity everythings.
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