Britney Spears and Jason Alexander
Hey there Jason Alexander! Very cute mug shot.
The no-name from Louisiana got his moment in the sun when he married pop-sensation Britney Spears in 2004, (and this was Britney PRE-bald phase! Lucky man.)
The marriage exceeded low expectations of trainwreck-ery when the couple divorced after 55 hours. Even more depressingly, Spears’ record company said the marriage was a “joke that had gone too far.” HA!