Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries
Another Kardashian wedding will be aired on E!; Sources say Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are getting married Aug. 20 in California, with a camera crew at the ready. Kim plans to invite over 1000 people, get diamonds sown into her wedding dress, and try to squeeze as much attention out of the press as she can before people realize she’s famous for
nothing a sex tape.
I’m sorry, I think this whole “look at me” wedding campaign is weird.
We’ve also heard they’re having separate bachelor/bachelorette parties at clubs Tao and Lavo in Las Vegas later this month. The (only) funny Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, warns that Kim may not like her bachelorette party much:
“I had the worst bachelorette party,” Khloé said, “Like it wasn’t sexy at all, so I might just do a payback for Kim…Because Kim does not like what she gave me, like penis straws and a little go-go dancer. Kim would cringe if I did that for her, so I might do that just to see what happens.”
Hahaha. That’s almost as funny as the awkward height difference between Kris and Kourtney.