This morning the press broke the news — Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are getting married in September. Apparently their kids wanted it most; Pitt said, “It’s meaning more and more to them.”

(Is this really a surprise though? ZzzzZzzzZ…)

Why do some celebrities wait so long to tie the knot? And others wait 12 hours before they run to a Vegas chapel? In short, why are celebrities so strange about matrimony??

So we have Brad and Angelina: they’ve been together for six years and have accumulated six kids from around the globe. But they refused to get married until gay marriage was legalized across the US.

First of all, Brangelina, I doubt your refusal to marry would have done much to get a gay marriage bill passed through Congress. Are you that conceited? Second of all, you do realized that, (though legal in New York as of last month), gay marriage is not legal “across the US???”

Bah, you just can’t reason with these people. Read on to check out more strange celebrity marriages (and divorces).

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