Dudes, guard your man parts well, because you never know when your wife is going to drug you, cut off your wiener and put it in the garbage disposal!
That’s exactly what happened earlier this week to a California man…
Catherine Kieu Becker and her husband were (and presumably still are) getting divorced, although the reason why is unclear. Becker was apparently pretty pissed off, because at dinner on Monday night she laced her hubbies food with drugs that according to Garden Grove, California police Lt. Jeff Nightengale, caused the man to pass out.
Once he was unconscious Becker tied him up, cut off his junk with a knife, then tossed his member in the garbage disposal. She then called the police, explained what happened and waited for them to show up and arrest her.
When the police arrived, Becker told him that her husband “deserved” it. She is now being held at $1 million bail on charges of aggravated mayhem, false imprisonment, assault with a deadly weapon, administering a drug with intent to commit a felony, poisoning and spousal abuse.
If she’s convicted she could spend the rest of her life in prison.
Let this be a lessen to people, if you’re getting divorced don’t let your soon-to-be ex make you dinner.