Well, you can’t keep him. You can rent [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Josh Freese[/lastfm] (former [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]A Perfect Circle[/lastfm] and [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Guns N’ Roses[/lastfm] drummer) for $75,000. It’s one of the packages you can buy to help promote and sell his new EP, My New Friends. Along with getting his services as a drummer for a month, he’ll write five songs about you, take you in a ride in Danny Carey from [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Tool[/lastfm]’s Lamborgini, and “do ‘shrooms with you”.
Freese has several other, less expensive offers. Including just $5 for a digital copy of the EP, and $50 for a copy of his fifth grade report card along with your copy of the record.
It got me to thinking, what would I pay $75,000 to a rock star for?
Truth be told, I don’t have the kind of money to pay a rock star $75,000 for anything, but let’s pretend I did.