Skinny Jeans Are Out?! Wait… I Didn't Get a Vote!

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You GOTTA be kidding me!

Yeah, yeah… I know. Bikini season is on the horizon but I’m finally looking good in my skinny jeans…just in time for them to go out of style apparently. What?! I thought skinny jeans were going to be the like the perennial LBD (little black dress) and be around forever…not like fanny packs or parachute pants – yes, fanny packs are out of style!

So just what kind of jeans should you be wearing?

Well Bloomberg says the next trend in jeans we will be seeing in Macy’s and everywhere else is the flared look. And I mean the FLARED look. They are describing them as “an upside down martini glass”!!

 

flare jeans Skinny Jeans Are Out?! Wait... I Didn't Get a Vote!

Flare Jeans

Nooooo!!!

That’s tough to pull off when you’re only 5’2″ like me. It makes it look like the flare is coming out of my knees. Super flared jeans only look good on stick-thin, I-split-a-salad-with-my-friend-at-lunch girls.

Isn’t there a petition we can sign to change the fashion gurus minds?

What do you think? Are you going to be like me and just be style-challenged in your skinny jeans?

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