Jenna Jameson vs. Chelsea Handler
Now that’s a mud wrestling match no one would want to miss. But alack, their throwdown is only happening via print.
In last month’s issue of Glamour, Chelsea was interviewed by news legend Katie Couric, and let’s just say she spoke about Jameson in a not-so-appealing light, “I don’t like the word raunchy. I’m irreverent and I say things that a lot of people wouldn’t say, and some of it probably isn’t in the best taste. But when I hear the word raunchy, to me that describes Jenna Jameson. Look, I’m never going to please everybody.”
It looks like Jenna actually reads the magazine because she went to Twitter with some choice words of her own:
Chelsea handler makes fun of peoples kids… Probably because she's a dried up old whore—
Jenna Jameson (@jennajameson) January 27, 2011
I want to make some sort of pot/kettle reference, but I actually kind of feel bad for Jameson, so I won’t.
In her own defense, Handler says she doesn’t make fun of all kids, just the attractive ones, “I think talking about children and their looks is not nice. Like, unattractive children. I don’t do that. And I don’t talk about people who are dying. I think that’s inappropriate.”
There you have it: If you’re an unattractive kid or dying, consider yourself lucky.