Last time I flew I was threatened by the gate agent that “everyone here will go nowhere” if I didn’t accept a reassignment to the “exit row”? Why? Because the genius airline had booked a mother with a 5 and 6 year old into that row.

From now on I’m going to request the damn exit row every time I fly. Even though its usually noisy as hell, there is extra leg room.

“Fly Girls” is really dumb. I love it. Mandy is my favorite. It did terribly in the ratings:

The CW’s new flight attendant reality show “Fly Girls” failed to achieve liftoff Wednesday night, marking the second of two recent unscripted efforts by the network to under-perform in the ratings.

“Fly Girls” was seen by 1.2 million viewers and pulled a 0.5 preliminary number among adults 18-49, dropping a steep 62% from its “America’s Next Top Model” lead-in (3 million, 1.3). “Girls” was paired with fellow freshman “High Society” (914,000, 0.4), which continued to struggle.